I'll translate for you! What's going on here is that she couldn't produce a train ticket when asked, so as is the custom here in Europe, she used her skills as a way of getting to her destination. She could have done the washing up but chose not to! :-)

bought who the fuck cares did you see her? give me a fucking break, she was so hot, wish it were me there, she not only straightened out my noodle, but made me cum fast, omg thnk you sweet lady!